• May I contact you by e-mail instead of the contact box?

    Sure, send your e-mail to hans [at] slimemansion.com. If you're asking a question however, please make sure it's not already answered here.

  • May I use your picture(s) for...
    • My website?
      You may do so as long as you don't edit the pictures, and you clearly show a link back to me and give me the proper credit. If you can't follow these guidelines, then please contact me describing your situation, or just simply refrain from using my pictures.

    • My desktop/notebook/folder?
      If it's for personal use, that's fine with me. But if somebody sees it and asks if you made it, please be honest :D.
  • May you draw me a picture of ...?

    Well, I could. But you'd have to pay me, heh heh! Seriously. If I took every unpaid request I'd get, I would be swamped. So take a look at my Commissions page to get the details and then contact me to work something out if you still feel like it :3

  • How do I become your friend?

    I'm anti-social and misanthropic. I have few friends, and I probably intend to keep it that way. No hard feelings! :Db

  • Can you work for my website?

    I can't work as a permanent staff member of a website, however I am up for work-for-hire jobs; that is, if you want me to help out with a website, you'd have to pay me.

  • How do you make your pictures?

    I draw them on paper with a pencil, I ink it, then I scan them into the computer and colour them using Paint Shop Pro 5. Occasionally I work using traditional media such as color pencils and watercolors every, and other times I may do things completely on computer by means of a tablet.

  • What programs do you use for your site?

    I use Microsoft Notepad for my HTML editting and I use Paint Shop Pro 5 for all my artwork and graphics.

  • May I link to your website?

    Sure, why not? o_o

  • Can you put a link to my website on yours?

    I typically only link websites that belong to friends or people I admire.

  • May we affiliate?

    I don't affiliate.

  • How did you learn how to draw?

    I've just been drawing since I was of a young age. I believe anyone can draw well if he or she practices enough, which is what I do since I doodle all the time.

  • How did you learn how to make a website?

    I started out by reading some basic HTML guides on the internet, and have always been coding HTML rather than using an HTML Editor. Towards the beginning however, when I wasn't sure how to code something, I would cheat a little and use an HTML Editor and see how the editor made it by viewing the HTML Source, or I would look at another website and see how that website made the code. Generally you can find out everything you need to know by using Google and doing some trial-and-error runs though.

  • Why didn't you respond to my e-mail?

    Sometimes I make an honest effort to read and respond to my e-mail, but other times I run out of steam and just figure, "I'll respond to it later," where "later" means some undefined moment in the distant future. But if I'm not lazy and intentionally didn't respond to your e-mail, you can either assume that you lacked proper grammar, spelling, and possibly some common sense, or you asked a question which I've already answered on this page.